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Living Rural - September 2006

The Oval- a place where dreams are made.

September 28th 2006 09:47
In every country town there is a green oasis that is treasured by its residents and carefully maintained by successive local councils. This hallowed place is the Town Oval. While some towns may also have school ovals and other grassed areas where "minor" games such as hockey are played, the Town Oval is the most loved and respected - and well kept. Any country hockey player will agree that they are the ones that must dig the ball out of the potholes and risk spraining the ankle in the ditches on their lesser piece of earth. But it is the footy oval- whatever code of fotty is played that must be kept in pristeen condition. Come drought or flood all attempts must be made to ensure it is green and grassy. Failure to maintain a safe and smooth surface will only bring ridicule from the neighbouring sporting teams when they come to play.

It is not just the ground that sets the mood of the sporting oval. Nearby is the Clubhouse. Whether it is a new brick building with concrete verandah and steel posts or a weatherboard building with a long history and wooden verandah and posts - the club house must provide shelter from the summer sun, and winter rain and hail. It must provide a good view of the proceedings on the oval and above all the bar must be open throughout the game and beyond. Imperative to the club house is its name and its memorbillia. The name will be either after that bloke who bequeathed his life's savings into the building of the club house, or it will be the name of that local lad that ended up playing for the big league. It doesn't matter if he only went to school to Year Five in the town - he is "our champion" and he will be always welcomed back to the club as the one whose dreams came true.
Not everyone comes to the clubhouse to watch the game. Many country ovals are boardered by pine post and a rail - just big enough to keep the young hoons off the oval in their utes if they are tempted to do doughnuts around the cricket pitch. But cars do venture close by. Bonnets are poked towards the centre and if the weather is foul, the passengers remain in the car, peering though the fogged up windscreen and showing they are aware of the proceedings by tooting their horns when their team gets a goal. If it is fine the spectators will venture out and sit on the car bonnet or the pine rail and shout abuse across the way to their own players, the opposition players and their teams supporters. One should be glad it it is only abuse that is thrown. I know of one story where a rather large women took offense at an opposition supporter and after a brief chase around the oval that stopped the game, folded a tin tray around his head! (Not an incident that can repeated often without involvement from the local constabulary who are usually in attendance - or participating, along with the local ambulance volunteer.)

After the football or cricket matches are over and the players have adjourned to the club house or nearest pub to relive ten stories similar to the lady and the tin tray, or returned home to soak their newly found muscles in a bath of Radox, the oval takes on a new role. Dogs are let off their chain for a free run around the ground and their lessons in obedience (or not). A group of small boys kick their football around and dream of stardom or dad takes his children out in a vain attempt to fly that kite.
When they have returned home to tea the ducks come in from the nearby lake to fossick in the grass or the white cockatoos congregate around the edges before roosting in the old gums or large pines that were thoughtfully maintained by the forefathers who knew that all selfrespecting town oval needed one more thing to make it perfect - shade. This is the life of a Town Oval.
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internet connections

September 26th 2006 06:33

Fellow readers,
Have you ever had the frustrations of moving from one place to another and having to get things onto a computer that you are unfamilar with in ten minutes flat. That's me today. The one I was on the other day kept telling me I had not got the photos on - but today i find they are there in my Talking Weather story. The next one wouldn't let me load a picture at all, so you had my story on the pet lambs. Now I can load my picture of the pet lamb - with the cat- and guess what, I can't load up a story I had written. There is something to be said for taking your own lap-top when heading for the country - ie travelling, for at least everything will be familiar for you and provided you can find a place with an internet connection that doesn't close down before 5pm, then you will be right as rain.
The picture - that goes with my Pet lamb story also proves something that you may not know - cats will make friends with anyone. Our cat even hung around to lick the milk from this lamb's chin after a feed. Also I will never believe the old myth that cats and dogs don't get on. We have had about eight dogs (not all at the same time) on our farm and three different cats. If they are the ones that live in the same house, they are always friends. In fact our dogs know that if the cat didn't go into the house and annoy hell out of the owners to be fed, they would probably have to wait longer for tea too. Cats do do the disappearing act when other dogs come by, but that is different.
More next time. I hope - it's 5 o'clock!!!! Bumpkin.
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The joys of having a Pet lamb

September 23rd 2006 08:13
PET LAMBS

Whether one acquires a pet lamb – or two or three, will depend on many factors. The first is the willingness of the various members of the household (usually the farmer’s wife) to spend four or five times a day and night for weeks on end feeding the animals. If the household is full of children, there is a fair chance the farmer will relent to their requests and if a lamb which has lost its mother comes into view, he will bring it home to be cared for.
Such lambs may be more prevalent in a bad season- especially if the ewes are still being fed grain and are likely to walk away from their lambs to feed themselves. The young first time mothers will be the ones most likely to forget their responsibilities. This year’s terrible season is a good example – the young ewe’s lambing percentage is much lower than the older ewes.
If a lamb is brought home, there is almost no chance of its survival if it has not had a few feeds from its mother. Even then, some will fight and survive and others will lose the will the live even after several weeks. No wonder some farmers don’t even bother.
Pet lambs can be fun if they can stay alive and grow. There is nothing quite like seeing one end bumping and sucking on the bottle of specially made warmed milk and the other end – tail wagging faster than you will ever see a dog’s tail move. And a “baa-ing” plea for more food every time one puts one’s foot out the back door, makes one feel wanted and indispensable for a while.
If the pet lamb stays in its pen it is a welcome addition to the pet menagerie. But if it escapes and discovers the garden it is not so welcome.
Eventually, if all goes well, the pet lamb will find its way out into a flock of sheep. Most settle in well once they join their peers. But it is quite likely that there will often be a note of recognition when that mob of sheep comes in to the yards. Some farmers find this quite useful as the pet lamb may lead the rest of the sheep into the yards. However the down side is that pet lambs have no respect for the family dogs as they have grown up with them so they are unlikely to take any notice of what the dogs are trying to make them do.
Economically, pet lambs are not viable. The milk is quite expensive and if adding the cost of time and effort – forget it. And while its peers may be heading for market, if the ex- pet lamb carers get wind of the fact that this is the fate of “One Ear” or “Boof” then all hell will break loose in an otherwise peaceful household. (This is why farmer’s never name anything they are likely to eat!) But, as lessons of caring for animals, the fragility of life and perseverance are what is needed to complete a child’s education – pet lambs are invaluable. And cute – most of the time.
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Talk about the weather

September 21st 2006 07:55
Rainclouds
Rain at the right time


The stand-by conversation regarding the weather is fraught with danger when someone enters a country town. Before a person opens his mouth he must consider firstly the occupation of the person he is speaking to and secondly the time of year. It is not safe speaking to farmers, farmers’ wives, retired farmers and their wives, anyone whose business directly or indirectly is influenced by the farmers - and he may as well be wary of Shire workers as well because they would have just as likely been dealing with some washed out culvert or a tree on the road. A basic rule for most people is to take the cue from others around them and do not initiate the weather topic at all


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